{"product_id":"dont-choose-woo-life-woo-woo-life-chose-me-t-shirt","title":"Don't Choose Woo Life, Woo Woo Life Chose Me T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSoft, breathable, and quietly bold — this lightweight tee carries a sly nod to astrology with the phrase “Don't Choose Woo Life, Woo Woo Life Chose Me.” It sits close to the skin without clinging, a clean crew neckline and retail cut that layers easily beneath jackets or stands on its own. The statement is small but confident: a reminder to those who know Scorpio energy that intensity can be proud and self-aware, not hostile. Wear it to late-night coffee runs, open-mic nights, or on quiet days when you want your vibe to speak first. The smooth, tear-away label and reinforced shoulder and side seams mean it stays comfortable and shaped, wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for lightweight breathability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, layerable silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and side seams for lasting shape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- DTF\/DTG-compatible printing for crisp, vibrant sleeve and neck details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Asphalt \/ S","offer_id":50857111748855,"sku":"53057458012422574457","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50857111781623,"sku":"17560967474689222750","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":50857111814391,"sku":"52626204197290256662","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ S","offer_id":50857111847159,"sku":"10104556389794140645","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":50857111879927,"sku":"11819606508004875934","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":50857111912695,"sku":"70292565811178037647","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ M","offer_id":50857111945463,"sku":"17040349650583012018","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50857111978231,"sku":"20866370434257246541","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":50857112010999,"sku":"10195947379583147970","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ M","offer_id":50857112043767,"sku":"58733038336534754681","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":50857112076535,"sku":"14442194490806503227","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":50857112109303,"sku":"20457061837135887044","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ L","offer_id":50857112142071,"sku":"20737664575682079386","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50857112174839,"sku":"20557952558114734743","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":50857112207607,"sku":"44196031254745696092","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ L","offer_id":50857112240375,"sku":"32778386333429800903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":50857112273143,"sku":"14215104651995608070","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":50857112305911,"sku":"21873136531021087434","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ XL","offer_id":50857112338679,"sku":"24377661087783581341","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50857112371447,"sku":"23728881223201711937","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":50857112404215,"sku":"78169350699985299407","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ XL","offer_id":50857112436983,"sku":"28148994436349963222","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":50857112502519,"sku":"63643551939701589753","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":50857112535287,"sku":"24757707812768383496","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50857112568055,"sku":"12026056110488220875","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":50857112600823,"sku":"30008158207880768787","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ 2XL","offer_id":50857112633591,"sku":"11105465740063303675","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":50857112666359,"sku":"19029132673832411706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50857112699127,"sku":"57616201646942059529","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 3XL","offer_id":50857112731895,"sku":"18635367931672401798","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50857112764663,"sku":"23858785742452650103","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":50857112797431,"sku":"21852178328024044906","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ 3XL","offer_id":50857112830199,"sku":"29247680285619355354","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 3XL","offer_id":50857112862967,"sku":"25190190684787898161","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50857112895735,"sku":"18877576508230230050","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0926\/3248\/2039\/files\/17211483743865205950_2048.jpg?v=1781991942","url":"https:\/\/deluludragon.store\/products\/dont-choose-woo-life-woo-woo-life-chose-me-t-shirt","provider":"Delulu Dragon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}