{"product_id":"my-cats-third-eye-is-open-but-only-to-judge-me-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"My Cat's Third Eye Is Open But Only To Judge Me Mug (11oz\/15oz)","description":"This glossy black ceramic mug carries a wink of cat-fueled sarcasm: “MY CAT'S THIRD EYE IS OPEN BUT ONLY TO JUDGE ME.” It reads like the private commentary of any late-night cuddle companion who watches every snack and sofa move. Sipping from this mug feels like sharing a conspiratorial moment with your feline overlord — warm coffee in hand, soft purrs in the background, and that familiar, unimpressed stare. The deep black surface makes the bold white lettering pop, giving the line-drive humor a little edge. It settles naturally into slow mornings, midnight tea refills, and those work-from-home hours when a judgey cat is the only coworker you need to acknowledge. For anyone who lives with a cat that seems to know too much, this mug speaks their language and their living room rituals.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy 100% ceramic black finish for striking contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to match your pour\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe for everyday convenience\u003cbr\u003e- C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable sipping\u003cbr\u003e- Lead-, cadmium-, and BPA-compliant for safe use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50885251956983,"sku":"82560969600367960005","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50885251989751,"sku":"11273857494647338986","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0926\/3248\/2039\/files\/13439115289262990079_2048.jpg?v=1782250832","url":"https:\/\/deluludragon.store\/products\/my-cats-third-eye-is-open-but-only-to-judge-me-mug-11oz-15oz","provider":"Delulu Dragon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}