Description
Light this soy candle and let a dry, wry laugh fill the room. The label’s tongue-in-cheek line—“My Third Eye Is Open, It’s Just Important To The Fine Print On My Bills”—pairs honest sarcasm with late-night stillness. Warm wax, subtle fragrance, and a soft amber glow turn small rituals into moments of private clarity: paying bills at the kitchen table, folding laundry while a familiar scent lingers, or settling onto the couch with a taxed-but-still-curious mind. The reusable glass vessel keeps the cheeky quote in view long after the flame is out, becoming a little badge of humor on a shelf or nightstand. Comes boxed in gray for easy gifting or shelf-ready display.
Product features
- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed soybeans
- Long burn time: approximately 70–80 hours
- Comes in a reusable glass vessel and gray paper gift box
- Three scent choices: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze
- Non-toxic ingredients with a 100% cotton eco wick
Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.
