Description
This lightweight jersey tee carries a wink of cosmic wit for anyone who balances spiritual curiosity with everyday reality. Soft, breathable Airlume cotton feels gentle against the skin while the cheeky “My Third Eye is Open, It's Just Impartial to the Fine Print on My Bills” text sits front and center—equal parts mystical humor and pragmatic truth. Wear it to local gatherings, open-mic nights, farmers’ markets, or weekend coffee runs when you want to spark a smile without saying a word. The retail fit and classic crew neckline make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear solo as a statement piece. Finished with a tear-away label and durable stitching, it’s built to be comfortable on long days and to keep its shape wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton for lightweight breathability (Bella+Canvas 3001).
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and added durability.
- Side seams and retail fit for a structured, flattering silhouette.
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant text; sleeves printed consistently.
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, made in humane, sustainable facilities; adult sizing from blank sourced in Honduras.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
